Etiquette
Basic Guidelines for Corresponding, & Visiting
Donations
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Donations are strictly for my time and companionship. There is no guarantee of anything beyond that (but I'm not referred to as addicting for nothing). What happens during our time together will simply unfold naturally, as is to be expected when two consenting adults with common interests mingle. I'll be happy to discuss fantasies, provide guidance on women/ dating / fashion, sing karaoke duets, whatever seems enticing in the moment. I'm betting there will be no shortage of ideas on how to entertain ourselves.
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I don't like to discuss donations (in person, by text, or by email). Please see the Donations page for $ specifics.
- For In-call, please bring the appropriate donation for my time in an unsealed envelope. I will excuse myself to use the restroom shortly after your arrival. Please take that opportunity to place the envelope with donation on the entertainment center in my bedroom in front of the TV. Now, with the formalities out of the way, we will be able to fully enjoy our time together.
- For Outcall, please place the donation in an envelope and slip it in my purse when I excuse myself to use the restroom.
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Communication
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Please text or email inquiries...or reach out via the Booking Form on this site. I do not answer voice calls from unrecognized numbers but am happy to follow up with a phone call prior to meeting.
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No explicit talk via text or email. Sorry, but I am not open to discussing anything explicit in advance of our rendezvous. Please refer to my Reviews if you want to see what has been said about my past interactions. You can find dozens of Reviews attached to my Private Delights and Erotic Monkey profiles. (In full transparency, some fake reviews may have snuck into my Erotic Monkey profile though. They incentivize gentlemen to leave reviews, so sometimes guys that have never had the pleasure to make my acquaintance will post a review claiming to have seen me and includebogus details. I try to weed them out and report them whenever possible.)
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Hygiene
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Hygiene can be a touchy subject, but I find it best just to be direct when it comes to these matters. In order to provide for the best experience for all parties, oral and overall hygiene must be excellent. Teeth should be recently brushed and breath should be fresh. Nails should be trim and clean. Neither of us should be giving off any sort of unpleasant aroma.
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I will always be freshly showered and clean upon your arrival (or my arrival to you) and I politely ask the same of you. Please come freshly showered or ask to take a quick shower when you get here. You are always welcome to. Better safe than sorry if there is any doubt.